UNFUCKWITHABLE

BECOME UNFUCKWITHABLE: create a business that can’t be forgotten. Pull in your ideal clients and sell out offers they’re obsessing over, with a brand that keeps sales coming your way | From £315pcm

1:1 mentoring and consulting for service provides, coaches and consultants on content, messaging, offers and marketing systems

Get me in

Working with me 1:1 for mentoring and consulting on your messaging, offers and marketing systems will lead you to:

  • Attract ideal clients who already understand what you do, why they need your offer, why they want it from you specifically, and who can’t wait to get started

  • Get your content and offer messaging converting strangers

  • Selling out offers and becoming fully booked with services you love delivering

  • Build systems that generate leads and warm them up so you’re not starting every month from £0

  • Have your content, offers, systems and business working together, reducing the manual admin you’ve been doing

  • Become Unfuckwithable, so when life or business gets hard, your work and sales don’t wobble off course

We’ll set it all around your life, brain, energy and goals, so that you’re building a business that’s right for you, not the 5am productivity/hustle bros…

Sign me the fuck up

You’re brilliant at what you do, and it’s time everyone else sees this too

You’ve made some epic sales before which left you feeling like King Kong on cocaine, and those clients were singing your praises after the results they got from working with you!

But you’re no longer pulling in sales the way you did before, or maybe you’re ready to rise up and go for something bigger.

You’re done with the inconsistency of it all and having to explain yourself 12 times over in the DMs before you get that hard-won yes, and ready for ideal clients to swan on over and ask how they’re paying you.

This you?

  • The Secret Solution

    Clients cannot get enough of how good you are, with results that get clients chewing an arm off to recommend you. And yet… Hardly anyone knows about you. You can explain what you do and how you help pretty well in person, but you can’t quite seem to get that across into your content or a sales page in a way that makes strangers want in.

    You’re ready to be out there and in front of new people who think what you offer is incredible, with content that pulls in the ideal clients you usually only connect with in person.

  • The One Who's Done Everything Right

    You’re doing IT ALL. Yapping reels, posting 4-5 times a week, selling in your stories, chasing up in the DMs, but your sales don’t reflect the hard work you’re putting in. You’ve bought every course you could get your little fingers on and done every sodding step they told you to, so where the hell are the sales you were promised?

    You’re fed up of repetitive advice that isn’t getting you anywhere, and you’re ready to find what works for you so that you can haul those sales in, and take things to the next level.

  • The Pivoting Founder

    This version of you and your business is brand spanking new - new positioning, new messaging, new offers, new ideal clients - but you’re still selling to your old audience (I’ve been there, and I’m currently there again…) and feel stuck in limbo land.

    You’re starting from scratch again, but want to get things done on the right footing so your new ideal clients are filling your DMs instead of the old ones asking for something you don’t even do any more…

  • The One Who Can Sell In Person But Not Online

    Get your cute little butt in front of a real person and there’s no stopping you - people connect with you easily and can’t say yes fast enough. But getting that into a post? You become this polished professional persona with none of your personality in sight, making it impossible for you to connect with anyone.

    You want to have that same success in-person as you do online, and want content and messaging that sounds like you and shows who you are, so sales don’t depend on how many networking events you dragged your cute little butt to each month.

  • The Burnt-To-A-Crisp High Achiever

    Holy shit are you good, an unstoppable force to be reckoned with! But you’ve pushed so hard for so long that you’re left running on fumes/caffeine/spite/a sales-high delirium, and the closest thing you’ve had to time off work is that dentist appointment 3 weeks ago. I know this vibe all too freaking well… 

    You’re so deep in the dark depths of your business that you can’t tell your arse from your elbow any more. You’re ready for someone to dig you out from the mess surrounding you, and get your business feeling easier and sales coming in, without sacrificing yourself to the Old Gods any more.

  • The Shrinking Launcher

    You’ve had sell-out moments that were better than you could have hoped for and thought you’d never have to look back. But the last few launches have tested your sanity and bank account, with DMs getting more sparse and content not working the way it used to.

    You’re ready to light some fires under your audience’s butts and get them jumping into offers again, so you can shut that imposter syndrome up and make more clients happy than ever before.

I know you've been busting your arse on your business

You’ve been chatting up storms in the DMs, written more content than you can shake a stick at, made freebies to entice people into your world and put every drop of effort you’ve got into getting those sales over the line. But you shouldn’t have to be pushing that hard to get clients.

When you become Unfuckwithable:

  • Strangers drop into your DMs, replying to posts saying ‘That was what I needed to hear, how do I work with you?’, because your content has sold to them for you

  • Ideal clients get what you do, know why they need your offer, why they want to be working with you over someone else, and they’re ready to hit the ground running

  • Your offers make it obvious on who they’re for and what someone will get out of it, so you’re no longer stuck in an endless back-and-forth of explaining what it’s about or feeling compelled to justify your prices

  • You’ve got a content strategy that’s designed to attract new ideal clients, build trust with them, grow your online community and sell to them, with messaging that never leaves you wondering ‘what the hell am I going to say?’

  • Your business stops taking over your brain and energy because you’ve set up the systems to run it with you - lead generation, nurturing, onboarding, processes etc - so you’re not missing out on new opportunities or starting from scratch with new clients, and can enjoy running your business again

  • You know the direction your business is heading, and you trust yourself with the decisions you’re making for it. So when a grumpy client appears, a launch goes worse than you expected, or when (because it will…) life throws something at you, you’re not pushed off course and left scrambling to recover

You’ll be living your best business-owner life, and I want to help you to create that.

I'M IN, LET'S GO

Unfuckwithable is for you if...

  • You're a service provider, coach or consultant who has been running their business for a while - you have client results and you know your work is amazing, but sales are all over the shop and you can't work out how to replicate the good months

  • You want someone to get into your business and figure out what’s not working 

  • You're ready to hear the savage truth about what needs to change, even if it's not what you were expecting or what you want to hear

  • You're willing to take action and implement what we work on to get the results

  • You have a sense of humour and personality that you’re ready to share with your audience

It's not for you if...

  • You're brand new and still figuring out what you're selling - check out The 60-Minute Unfuck, which would be a better starting point for you

  • You can’t take direct feedback, even when it’s given with love and your best interests in mind (I’m savage, yes, but I’m not a bitch…)

  • You want to keep blaming the algorithm instead of taking control yourself

  • You’re looking for a magic formula that doesn’t need effort/input from you

  • You’d rather keep doom-scrolling for viral inspo and hope clients wondrously appear

Hi, I’m Liv

I’m a messaging, offers and marketing systems consultant for those who are ready to turn the heat up on their sales.

I left corporate in 2023, launching my marketing agency and hit 6-figures before pivoting into consulting in early 2026.

I’ve helped my clients to sell out their offers and raise their prices by showing them how to connect with their audience, create messaging that their ideal clients can’t forget, design offers that people are ready to jump into, and set up business systems that allow them to live their lives and enjoy their businesses again.

I'm AuDHD with ME/CFS, which means I've had to build a business around a brain and body that can’t get its shit together. So when I talk about building a business that works with your life and energy, I seriously freaking mean it.

I’m not the kind of mentor who blows smoke up your butt so you’ll give me a good review. I’m going to be savagely honest with you about what I can see that’s holding your business back, before showing you how to get the results you’re looking for. But I’ll also be dancing around my kitchen and crying happy tears over your results when they start coming through - I sobbed when a client told me their first 4-fig pitch got accepted!

I mentor you to become the Unfuckwithable leader of your business, selling offers that you love delivering to ideal clients that you adore working with even more.

BECOME UNFUCKWITHABLE

The SAVAGE Method

To become Unfuckwithable, we’ll work through the six elements that make you become unforgettable and undeniably essential to your ideal clients.

  • Strip It Down

    We strip your business bare, fully butt cheeks to the wind, so we can see what's working, what your goals are, where opportunities are hiding, and where your energy and money is escaping from. We'll decide what needs to be improved on to smooth your business wrinkles out and solidify those sales.

    This makes sure we've got the full picture from day one, because you can't sort messaging, offer, marketing or business problems out until you know what the problems actually are.

  • Audience Unlocked

    We create the audience understanding and messaging that gets you in front of new dream clients you'd love to work with, and what they need to hear, think, feel, see, know and understand to want to work with you.

    You'll know exactly who you're speaking to and how to attract more people like them, so you're not relying on referrals or talking to the same small group of people forever.

  • Vibe Check

    I'll take the unfiltered and wonderful-as-you-are you by the hand and show you how to get all of that incredible personality into your content and positioning, so ideal clients can connect with you because of who you are, not just what you do.

    We find messaging that is unmistakably you from your story, values, lived experiences and how you do things, to make it clear why clients should work with you instead of someone else.

  • Absolutely Aligned Offers

    We'll adjust offers to match your clients' needs and your own, so that you can grow in a way that protects your time and energy, and maximises the sales you're making.

    The messaging we put together for your offers will make it obvious for ideal clients to see why they need them and the value that they provide. Otherwise you'll keep pushing offers and services that leave people confused about why they would want them, and racking up 'love this!' comments with no sales to show for it.

  • Get Systematic

    We get you working smarter instead of harder by putting the systems and strategies in place that help you to bring in new leads and effectively sell to them, without you doing the manual labour every time someone DMs or emails you. I'm talking content and launch plans, lead magnets, DM automations, email nurture sequences, onboarding processes — the whole shebang.

    This gets your content working on reaching out to new people and capturing sales opportunities for you, before the system takes over and warms them up to a point where they're ready to work with you.

  • Entirely Unfuckwithable

    Throughout it all, I'll be pouring love and support into your personal and business mindset and leadership abilities, so that inevitable grumpy clients, life's delightful problems, slumpy sales periods and unforeseen shitshows don't knock you or your business off course.

    You'll know the direction that you're leading your business in, and be so certain of the decisions that you're making for your business that you'll become unfuckwithable when the going gets tough.

What you'll leave with

(depending on what you need…)

  • Audience understanding at a psychological level, so that your messaging and offers are directly aligned to what they want

  • Messaging which is unmistakably you that properly connects with your audience, showing why you and why your offers

  • A launch strategy that guides you and keeps you on track, repeatable for future offers

  • An offer suite designed around your audience, goals, energy and life, that also stops you starting from £0 each month

  • Systems and strategies that pull in new clients and lead them to sales, with processes that take the busy admin work off your plate

  • An Unfuckwithable mindset that gives you the conviction to sell your offers and lead your business in your own way

  • A content strategy that’s designed to attract new ideal clients, build trust with them, grow your online community and sell to them

  • Resources you can revisit or reuse as you continue to grow and scale

I WANT IN

What's included?

The 2-Hour Savage Audit

We'll start with a 2-hour audit to pick apart your business and lay out the plans for your goals.

I'll have already reviewed whatever you've sent over, your socials and your website before we jump on the call, identifying gaps and opportunities for you. We can then dive straight into planning so not a minute gets wasted.

1:1 sessions every two weeks

We’ll work through your plan together during our 1-hour calls, where I’ll mentor you through everything to do with your audience, offers, messaging, content and strategy.

Telegram Hotline

In between calls, you’ve got me on Telegram between Tuesday and Friday for any little niggles that can’t wait two weeks for an answer - questions, feedback, ideas, reality checks- I am but a message away.

Execution Reviews

I’ll read over anything you create - sales pages, email sequences, launch content, social posts, offer copy etc, and provide feedback and changes to enhance its conversion abilities.

Access to my Resources Library

Sequences, templates, recordings, tools and other resources I have at my disposal will be yours. Easy to reference back to when you need something, or when adding something new to your business.

Access to Group Coaching Programmes

You’ll have free access to group offers or events that I am running during our time together.

What can becoming Unfuckwithable look like?

After your first call:

You’ll know the gaps and opportunities that we’re going to be working on during our time together, with a step-by-step strategy on how you’ll make it happen.

You’ll leave the session feeling relieved that you’ve got a plan to get it all sorted, confident in the direction that you’re taking your business in, and revving to get stuck in on it all with me by your side to guide and cheer you on.

After your first month:

You can see the plans for your offers, content, messaging and business coming together, and the early changes that you’ve made beginning to stir your audience’s attention.

All of the hard work that you’ve been putting in is beginning to pay off, with DMs starting to pick up, and your engagement moving from “Love this!” comments to “Fuck that’s EXACTLY how I feel!” comments and DMs.

After three months:

You’re becoming Unfuckwithable.

There’s DMs asking for links, sales pages selling to strangers, lead magnets feeding your email list and warm leads, you’re growing, and edging towards selling an offer out or becoming fully booked. FUCK YES BABY!

As we keep working, we’ll be able to keep refining and compounding on what’s working, so you can continue to grow and scale your business to wherever you want to take it.

I'M SO READY

Unfuckwithable is my brand-new 1:1

As such, I can’t show you results that have come directly from it, but I can show you what I’ve worked with clients on this year.

Ben | £19k from two reels

Ben came to me because his content was doing less than nothing for his business, with his previous social media manager posting ChatGPT crap that did nothing to attract clients.

The first reel with the new messaging we created saw a contractor slide into his DMs, which led to a new working relationship and £13k in their first month of working together. The second reel got a new follower who immediately messaged him with an enquiry, and led to a £6k job the week after.

Emily | selling out and 150% increase on bookings

Emily runs marketing for a boutique hotel, and came to me wanting 1:1 session for more enquiries and bookings for corporate events and conferences, and to fill their restaurant's tables or event nights.

With new content strategies and audience-specific messaging in her toolbox, Emily began posting less and saw: the first launch of a new offer had double the amount of expected bookings; restaurant bookings increased, even going from 40 covers to 100 covers (150% rise) on one particular Friday night; and a new loyalty scheme saw them sell out of cake one day!

Lydia | 6 new clients from two carousels

Lydia runs pet and gundog training sessions. She was getting some clients but wanted more, whilst working sunrise to sunset.

Her first two carousels after working with me immediately signed six new clients - people who had been lurking in her content for months, but hadn't been activated enough by her old messaging to book with her.

Her stronger positioning gave her the push she needed to put her prices up ahead of her next group session, and had no trouble getting those spots filled.

Emma | 30,000 views and new clients from a single post

Emma and her husband Matt have a 17-year-old business with over 11,000 followers on Facebook and 3k on Instagram, but the engagement just wasn’t there for an audience of her size, and clients weren't flowing in the way they could have been.

For the business's 17th anniversary, we built a post around the story of what she and her husband had created - 30,000 views and 2,000 engagements later, that carousel became her best performing piece of content to date, with the oh so satisfying cherry on top of brand new clients and bookings.

The Investment

ONLY FIVE SPOTS AVAILABLE

3 months 

Pay in full | £1575

Payment Plan | 3 x £525

Extended Plan | 5 x £315

6 months

Pay in full | £2,650 save £500

Payment Plan | 6 x £525

Extended Plan | 9 x £350

How to apply

Step 1: Click the link to fill out the application form

Step 2: I'll be in touch within 48 hours (Bank Holidays may extend response times) to talk about what you’re looking for and see if we’re the right fit for one another.

Step 3: If it's a yes for both of us, after your first payment, you'll receive your onboarding form & we'll set a date for the Savage Audit to kick things off.

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  • Because that’s how I see myself and it’s a mindset place that I want to see my clients reach.

    I’ve been THROUGH it - divorced by 28, bereavement, moved 5 times in 5 years, chronic illness diagnoses, career and business pivots, to name a few of the spicier ones. Each one of those felt like set backs or really fucking hard times where I didn’t know which way was up or what the hell I was going to do with myself next. And that’s exactly what running a business can feel like sometimes.

    But every single time something particularly shit or challenging has happened, I’ve looked each problematic bastard in the eye, told it to get fucked, and figured out how to get myself back on track and towards what I want.

    I’ve made myself Unfuckwithable. Sure I’ll cry just as much as the next girly when things go to shit because I’m an emotional little thing, but when you’re so grounded in who you are, what you’re building, why you’re building it, and what you want the result to be, there isn’t a single life or business knockout that can keep you down for long.

    That’s the fire and strength that I bring to my clients, and it’s what I help you to build with my mentorship: messaging that your competitors can’t replicate because it’s so specifically and unmistakably you; offers so potent that ideal clients sell themselves into handing over money; decisions you’re so sure about that wild horses couldn’t drag you away; and a business that’s got the stability to hold you when life forces you to take a breather.

    Once you realise how Unfuckwithable you are, there’s nothing you can’t do if you’ve set your mind to it.

  • No, as you'll get more out of our work together if you're already posting on your socials, selling to clients, have an offer or two, and know what is and isn't working for you.

    If you're just starting out and would like my eyes on your business, then The 60-Minute Unfuck is a better starting point.

  • In group coaching, you often don’t get enough time to go into detail about what’s going on with you, and the frustrations that you’re having - so you don’t get the answers you’re looking for.

    When working 1:1, if what you received was generic advice that was thrown at your business without anything specifically being looked at first, there’s a big chance that was the reason why. Sometimes they just weren’t the right person for you!

    And then there’s the ‘you’ factor. With any coaching or training, you get out of it what you put into it. So if you’re not implementing advice that you’re given and hoping that paying someone and listening to them is enough, you’re never going to see the results if you don’t take the action that’s needed first.

    With Unfuckwithable, you and I will work closely together to identify everything that isn’t working for you and your business right now, and we can use the details of what hasn’t worked for you before to guide some of our planning. I’ll be finding the gaps we need to fill and opportunities we can jump on, before putting that strategy together with you, to help make your goals happen. I’m going to be giving you my all because I want to see you living the life of your dreams - it’ll be up to you whether you join me in that.

  • The Savage Audit will be 2 hours, and then our sessions every two weeks will be an hour each. Between those calls, you’ll need to set aside the time to work on the strategy we’ve devised, and that time commitment will depend on what you’re working on.

    You’ll have Telegram access to me Tuesday-Friday, so I can give you a hand as and when you need it.

  • Life happens, and you’re not going to lose that session if 5 minutes before our call, a sick kid needs scooping up from school or the universe just decides to have other plans for you that day.

    Just ping me a message to let me know you can’t make it, and we’ll rearrange it.

  • Awesome, that means we’ve got some data and content that we can look over, and use it to guide us on what needs to happen next to get you the sales you’re looking for.

  • That would be you, my dear.

    6 months would give us time to work in more depth, build more assets or offers, see what’s working and make adjustments on what the results are telling us. If you’re working through a transition, such as pivoting and need new messaging, new offers, a new audience, and new freaking everything, 6 months is going to give you the time and my support to make that happen.

    3 months is more suitable for someone who already has a solid foundation, and is looking at getting something more specific sorted, alongside the expertise and strategy to make it happen.

    If you’re not sure which is right for you, say so in your application and we’ll figure it out together.

  • Well that’s why your cute little butt is here in the first place, because that’s my job! I just need you to tell me what’s going on in your business and with your sales, and I’ll get to work.

    Your application form and the onboarding will ask you specific questions to start us off, before we get on a call where I can dig around in your brain to see what else is lurking around.

  • If you’d like them, of course. All of our calls will take place over Zoom and can easily be recorded for you to watch back, but I also use an AI notetaker during sessions so that I can send you notes afterwards.

    This allows you to be fully present in the session and just let your brain and creativity flow, instead of scrambling to write down what we’re working on.